Tonteria

Opening their doors in 2012, Tonteria has established itself as one of London’s most prominent and recognised nightclubs, having hosted parties for some massive names such as Prince Harry and Leonardo Di Caprio to name a few..

Living up to their namesake “Tonteria”, which translates to “foolishness” or “silliness” in Spanish, they make sure that the only thing you should expect is the unexpected. As you descend the stairs get lost in their Mexican jungle, dive into their undefeated tequila selection (if you dare) and let their award-winning acts, which range from fire spitters to Mexican lucha-libre wrestlers, corrupt and enchant you.

Pairing innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, they alter the theme each night, so join them on Monday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday for a unique and unforgettable experience.

• They’re known for having delicious frozen margaritas so you don’t want to miss out
• Shots are delivered via a toy train to tables here which is something you definitely won’t find anywhere else
• Tonteria offers one of London’s hottest tequila selections
• It is also a tapas and cocktail lounge from 8pm until club hours start
• Every evening has a special performance or act

Where is it located?

The nightclub is located in the stunning Sloane Square in downtown London.

How much is cover charge?

Cover charge varies depending on the night but will typically be from £10-£20. 

How long will I have to wait to get in?

There will usually not be much of a wait at Tonteria. On busy nights it may be around 20 minutes.

When is Tonteria open?

Monday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

What are the best nights to go?

All nights are good but weekends will be more busy.

What is the dress code?

Dress to impress because there is a strict dress code. It is best to come prepared because nothing is worse than getting turned away at the door. Collared shirt / jeans / dress shoes for guys. Avoid anything that can be considered sportswear (track jackets, jerseys, sneakers, hats, etc).

How much do drinks cost?

Expect to pay $10-$15 for cocktails and more for sharer cocktails. Bottles start just over £300.

What kind of music do they play?

You’ll find a highly selective mix of house, RnB and hip hop music.

Where can I find a list of upcoming events / DJs at Tonteria?

You can download the Discotech app to see upcoming events, and book tables for Tonteria.